lunch?

"He's a spoilt brat!"

2010-03-20T04:45:00.000-07:00

So, third week in Seremban and we finally find ourselves the time to go around to look for a decent pool and be a wee little bit less of a sloth. Virtual travelling in Google Earth led me to this nice little piece of blue :

Looks promising right? So long. So blue. So nice. Looks so cooling in the hot, hot sun. And most of all, so empty. So ok la. Go.
A few wrong turns and after exposing a wanna-be sports complex, we finally found Kompleks Sukan Tunku Something Something ibni Al-marhum Someone Someone. My balls were expanding in anticipation of the orgasm of finding a 50x25m pool of chlorinated water in Seremban.
But when I got there......the first thing that I saw was.........yes........Happy, Smiling Kids. With. Floats.

Everywhere!!!!

FUCK!!1!

If you still want to go there :
Adults are charged RM3.50 per session.
3 sessions daily - 9-12 pm 2-5pm 6-9pm

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For you

2008-10-15T07:43:00.000-07:00

Morning falls like rain into the city life
There goes another night
Losing my breath in waves
Knowing that every crash is bleeding the hourglass
and taking the strife from all our lives

Everyone keeps talking
They promise you everything
But they don't mean anything

We may lose our focus
There's just too many words
We're never meant to learn
And we don't feel so alive

So goodbye, these days are gone
and we can't keep holding on
When all we need is some relief
Though these hard times
Through these hard times

Move your hands in circles
Keeping me hypnotized
The power behind your eyes
Move around your bedroom cursing the naked sky
You should be here tonight
But you stay alone and cry

Say goodbye, these days are gone
and we can't keep holding on
When all we need is some relief
Through these hard times
(whoa) There's something missing
(Oh whoa) You'll never feel it but you
(Oh whoa) You're gonna feel it when it's gone
When it's gone

Say goodbye, these days are gone
and we can't keep holding on
When all we need is some relief
Through these hard times
(hey) these Hard times
(oh no now) Hard times
Hard times

Say goodbye, these days are gone
Say goodbye, these days are gone
These days are gone

An Update!

2008-08-12T23:35:00.000-07:00

"UPDATE"

there. You happy now?

Weird Statistics

2008-05-18T06:29:00.000-07:00

A study done in Malaysia concluded that :-

"1.8 % of Malaysian teens have had sex"

2.5% of male teens
1.2% of female teens

What I find to be really weird is, how can you have them horny teens in a 2:1 ratio?

Sharing is caring??

This is why statistics are stupid. If done correctly, I could make up something like

Yuekeng is 99% hensem
Yuekeng is 99% entau
Yuekeng is 99.1% kacak
(although 'making-up' is somewhat unnecessary lah in my case)

Just like what happened when Badawi said that bumiputras equity ownership stand at only 18.9% when another study says that it's at 45%.

All I have to do to be in the higher percentile of the Most Hensemest, Entauest and Kacakest is cut out all the ~~millions~~ tens of hensemer, entauer, kacaker people in the world and tadaa.

ARRRRRRRGGGGJJJYYYYKKKLLLLLRRHHHHHHHH

Fuck Stats.
Hey!! Does that mean that I'm now contributing to the 2.5% of horny male teens?
That's so cool man. and woman.

OK. I shall go back to reading my biostatistics now. Bye

Mugging

2008-05-14T11:34:00.000-07:00

Stephen Ambu Eats Tiger

for :-

Strongyloides stercoralis
Ascaris lumbricoides
Enterobius vermicularis
Trichuris trichiuria

Something's wrong with my head

=_______='''

4 days to EOS !!!

Face-a-Booking

2008-04-27T07:20:00.000-07:00

Kuala Lampah, April 27 (The Lunch Press) - Holy Cow! Yuekeng logged into the popular social networking website Facebook circa 10pm today! Pray to the Lord!! CALL ZOE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! IM FUNNY!....

Note to self : Clean up my facebook in.....bah. Soon.

I'll post up the Hope Worldwide Food Distribution Programme pics next time.

ECG

2008-04-18T09:25:00.000-07:00

UPDATE : For the record, I'm NOT, i repeat, NOT the one being ~~groped~~ tested on. There is no doubt that the person being tested on is very,very HOT and SEXY (as i am) but alas, it is not me .You'll have to look for my naked pics elsewhere.
Thank you for your time.

Kuala Lampah, April 16 (The Lunch Press) - A medical student from the local International Medical University (IMU) successfully conducted the ECG test on one of his batchmates in an experiment not sanctioned by the Malaysian Medical Council (MMC).

Explicit Chest Groping (ECG) device attached onto the patient.

After making his batchmate, Tom*, strip topless and lay flat on a bed, he coursed his fingers through every inch of his chest gently, but firmly (in areas from the second left thoracic to below the fifth left thoracic), felt his every bone and fiber and then rubbed lubricating gel on his chest and chained him to the bed with what seemed like bondage gears of Japanese mangaka-culture origins - which included shackles and nipple-suckers, naming few - he got in action.

The machine was run for 5 minutes which undoubtedly put Tom in great ecstasy
judging by the expression he showed throughout the entire course of the ECG. Results show that Tom's heart was normal and that he was not gay. Former from interpreting the ECG and latter concluded due to the fact that his penis remained flaccid even after the initial session of intense physical stimulation.

Tom* while being tested

The student declared himself a genius and Tom his bitch. Everyone moved on with their lives after that. -TLP

* name changed because unknown to the writer.

Worth it?

2008-04-16T10:50:00.001-07:00

All the steps you've taken today, how much would the night differ if you made just one different?

Singing I'm Alive

2008-04-10T11:07:00.001-07:00

Not gonna be a problem for me XD

*posted using my phone. 4 hours to class. Sleep!

Gagged

2008-02-20T06:15:00.000-08:00

THREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:

planta
smelly
sissy

THREE THINGS YOU’VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:

MOH
took the trash out
33min x 66bpm complete cardiac cycles

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:

Doing things that make me happy.
Avoid things that make me UNhappy.
Thats how we're taught to answer patients' difficult questions about diseases.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOOD:

Chocs
Ice cream
Anything sweet, really.

THREE PEOPLE YOU MISS THE MOST:

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

play dead.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:

THREE MALLS YOU USUALLY GO TO:

midvalley
pavillion
good ol' gurney

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD:

THREE FAVORITE SPORTS:

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS:

Coke
Soda

THREE PERFUMES/COLOGNES:

Truth

THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

sky blue
black + blood red

THREE EVENTS YOU’RE LOOKING FORWARD TO:

Graduation 2012
the next milestone
3am tonight

LAST THREE PEOPLE IN YOUR INBOX:

joni
lay hoon
i've been superpoked

THREE THINGS YOU’LL BE DOING AFTER THIS SURVEY:

I TAG THESE PEOPLE:

__________________________________________________________

OK. I tried. I had the enthusiasm to finish at first! Lost it midway through.
Besides, the reason I'm doing this is to prove to Alicia that I'm still alive and kicking (just a literary expression, the kicking part. Not actually happening)
If I were in the mood I'd type

"Alicia, I'm so horny Alicia. OHH OHHOOH OHOH OHOHHHHHH OHOHOHFKAUSKFGA:SFOIEWHFP@(&ETROFYB&P#PX*YPN
#RCN#RILCLWCBN*%^76&^6r7*&T*&r6"

and be done with it but I'm not. But I typed it anyway coz I like. Heee.

I'm such a kind soul. That enough to feed close to 3 villages in Africa!......for a whole MONTH!

Yuekeng's Day

2008-02-13T07:22:00.000-08:00

Blogger 'forgot' about me when I tried to log in.

How could she?!! I asked her to remember me the last time I saw her!
_______________________________________________________________________

Valentine's tomorrow. Im gonna jump up high in class (suddenly) and pray that some if the arrows flying around it me. Tee hee.

Happy Valentine's. I spent 3 hours on these.
See how much I love you guys (and girls, of course) ??

Aidan Hawken - Shut Me Out

2008-01-17T01:40:00.000-08:00

From the Good Luck Chuck soundtrack.

If I could start all over with you again,
I’d change the way the story ends.
I’d try my best to help you along,
If ever there’s anything wrong,
But I know you gotta be moving on.

Baby it’s gonna be fine if you have to go
And I always wish you well you know,
It’s time for you to do everything,
you always wanted to do.
So, I’ll see you when you make it through

I couldn’t do anything right;
I couldn’t do anything right,
I was so far away and you shut me outside.
Shut me outside,
Shut me outside.

God I wish I was sleeping with you tonight,
We could listen to the rain outside,
I’d tell you a story, sing you a song, promise you nothing is wrong,
But I know you gotta be moving on.

I couldn’t do anything right;
I couldn’t do anything right,
I was so far away and you shut me outside.

It’s time for you to do everything,
you always wanted to do.
So, I’ll see you when you make it through
Yeah, I’ll see you when you make it through

Why I Enjoy Being a Medical Student

2008-01-13T04:29:00.000-08:00

I was looking for stuffs to present in my second PBL session a few days ago of which 'dry cough' was one of the learning issues that we were supposed to elaborate on.

If you have no idea what PBL means...well, it can mean a few things depending on how it is being used and who is using it.

For some, it can be an acronym of
"Publishing and Broadcasting Limited"
or
"Phi Beta Lambda"
or
"Peripheral Blood Leukocyte"
or
"Pay by the Load"
or
"Polski Blok Ludowy"
or
"Peanut Butter Lavacake"
or
"Panties and Bra, me Like"
or
"Pamela's Boobs are Large"
or
"Peter Bo Lampah"
or
"People Bore Licia"

or in this case,
"Problem Based Learning"

Its a student-centred learning module that IMU blows louder than our 'malaysia boleh'; so much so that if they add some fineprints telling people that it has breast-enlarging, growth-enhancing, viagra-like effects with a dash of increase in intelligence and total koolness x1000000, many fishes will bite.

You dont bite, no problem. There's still have OLIS, SIL, SILOS, AIR, MOFA and MMS.
Now, are you IMPRESSED*??
*IMPRESSED is not an acronym, by the way.

So, what happens in PBL is this :
1. They divide you into groups of 10.

2. You spend 2 one-and-a-half-hour sessions every week with your group in a miserably tiny ~~room~~ cubicle with a facilitator and a whiteboard with a duster, but no marker pen, discussing the scenario given for that week which usually sounds like this :

Part 1
"Peter is a happy boy. He has been happy for 3 years now and lately, his toilet sessions hurt like hell and his weewee has been oozing some smelly, smelly stuffs."

Part 2
"Peter went to see a doctor. Upon examination, his weewee was erythematous, swollen and very, very tender and ~~juicy~~ contains penile-discharge. His testicles were also larger now. Peter was told that treatment would reverse all the symptoms including the enlarged testicles. Peter refused treatment."

Part 3
"Peter died"

3. During the first session, you are supposed to highlight the key points and try to come up with a diagnosis (~~which can be found in the study guide~~ I didn't say that), after which, you list down the things that you would like to know (not wanting to learn anything is not an option though, dang). Examples :

It is concluded that Peter has Gonorrhea. From part one, we can tell that Peter is gay. We would like to know why was he gay and the reason his testicles were enlarged. And also why he refused treatment from a psychosociobio-point of view.

4. Then comes the student-centred part. You may either :
i. Spend hours in the library going through hundreds of books listing down the points that you would like to present; after that you spend more hours authenticating the facts that you have found on hundreds of even thicker books; then you spend the day before the second session online looking for statistics and quotations (or pictures of the enlarged testicles) but you refuse to use wikipedia because it is layman-submitted and at times, facts are questionable and if your groupmates question your facts, it will show that you are not that smart after all because dumb people like your groupmates can question your holy-enlightening facts so die, die also dont wanna go wikipedia.
ii. Just Google it.

5. You spend the whole of the second session racing with your groupmates to present your facts first because your mere-mortal groupmates may have the same fact you have and if he/she present them first, your efforts would have been for nothing. And also you wont be able to show them how much smarter you are (and how much more about testicles you know).

So! Anyway, I googled 'dry cough' and opened the first five results in new tabs.
First was the all-knowing wikipedia.
Then wrongdiagnosis.com
Then was the wannabe ask.com
Then some ~~porn site~~ i meant, site with additional informations pertaining to my objectives of the day
And the last one got my attention

"hmmmmm....maybe i should look up chest pain," I thought to myself.

Happy New Year

2008-01-03T05:50:00.000-08:00

As the years before, my birthday marked the end of my 2007.

As the years before, I spent the last night of the year with the very bunch of people that matter to me.

It's not my head. He was shy!

There was a 'surprise' party that people (or at least, those in my group of friends) sort of expect, but not everyone necessarily get one. Almost like a marker, telling you how much you're loved around here or something like that.

Yes. We are a bunch of assholes.

If we dont like you, you wont know. We'll be nice, we'll be sweet. Then we whambam you on your birthday.

As the year before, the tradition was strictly preserved.

Sometimes, you're loved. Sometimes, we wait for this.
Yes. We're a bunch of assholes.

Ditto, the party ended abruptly after they got me looking like this

Bunch of assholes.

And as the year before, there were presents =)

A shirt they bought because it says 'nineteen'.

Horny shirt from a horny guy.

A BIG one from the one with a BIG hair.

Cookies from xinying.

Finally, we crashed wei chern's place on new year's eve, like we do every year since it was built.

That's how i spent the last days of 2007. That was how i spent the final days of 2005 and 2006. And i expect us to spent it the same way at the end of 2008.

We lack innovation when it comes to making plans. But we're not short of funny (horny) stories to tell and are full of laughs.

Happy New Year.

I wanted to type a long one buttttt...=( i'm out of words.

2007 Recap next XD....sometime.....SOON!! Soon. Yes, yes. Soon.

Funny (First of Many)

2007-12-17T01:44:00.000-08:00

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person cant.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from top to bottom.

For some, good luck in Summatives.
For some, I'm coming back baybeh!!

Just Doo It

2007-12-14T02:16:00.000-08:00

*scroll for answer*

When The World Turns Around, Guys Go......

2007-12-05T20:13:00.000-08:00

.....and you guys call me vain =| tsk tsk tsk....

The Water Heater Adventure

2007-12-02T21:35:00.001-08:00

I went to 3 electrical stores today. In all 3, I stepped in and went to the first person I could see in uniform :

The ones in blue are what the salespeople said. Mine otherwise.

Shop 1 : Seng Heng.
Victim : Manager-looking guy who looked pissed that I went to him instead of the ikan bilis employee standing by the entrance.

Hi. I'm looking for a water heater, can you show me where you put them, please?
"Over here, follow me"*still with pissy face*
Okay
"These are new arrivals. In stock now"
Wow, so many types. See, I'm just looking for a very *dragged and emphasised* basic model. As long as there is ELCB and around RM300 plus installation, I'll take it.
"ELCB? What's that?"
Errr....Show me the basic ones, please.
"Over here, follow me" *looking more pissed now*
Okay.
"This one, with pump, digital display, got 3 colours blue green pink, 5-year warranty for heating element, RM399. Installation RM70 extended warranty RM50. Total RM519. Got member card got RM20 discount"
*assuming that he doesnt understand the word 'basic'* I see, I dont have a member card. Can you show me the cheapest you have?
"Over here, follow me"
Okay *this time, I'M pissed*
"This one, RM249. But no pump so water may trickle only so I would suggest that you get the better one. Ya la more expensive but it is worth it la."
How much is that one over there? *points at box-with-a-button looking one*
"Errr...RM199"
Discounts?
"Member card RM20"
I dont have one.
"Then dont have"
Okay. Plus installation is RM269 right?
"No no!......yes yes correct"
I have an old heater. Do you do trade in?
"No. You keep the old one"
.....ok. I need to call my uncle first, let you know if i want it?
"Ok"

Then I left the store. DAMN TU LANNNNNNN OKAYYYYYY?!!!
BUT it's not over yet, I walked into another one 2 doors away...and the painful adventure continues....*who wants to be a millionaire tune plays*

Shop 2 : I-Cant-Remember-The-Name.
Victim : 20-plus guy who smiled at me when I walked in.

"Ni hao, bla bla bla bla nia mah??" *i SWEAR i heard that!!!*
*I went 'oh shit...here we go again' * Wo bu hui jiang huo yee
"Oh! Good Afteloon. Hau mae ai hiep yew??"
Good afternoon. Im looking for a water heater.
"Wahte hitter ah. Wait ah wait ah"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"Here here. Foh low me"
Okay.
"Here loh wahte hitter all. Lis wan good *points at RM699 one* Lis wan oso good *points at RM649* Lis wan oso good *points at RM500*"
Errr...I'm looking for a basic one, can you show me one that is around RM300 plus installation and has ELCB?
"Wart?? Can ripit pwis??"
Wo yao pien yee de
"Ohhhh pien yee de hor. Yo yo yo. Ni yao bla bla bla bla hai shi bla bla bla bla hai shi bla bla bla de??"
.....I'm sorry. No mandarin, please.
"Oh! okokok"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"foh low me pwis"
Ok.
"here loh. This one RM199"
I see, how much do you charge for installation?
"Intallation ah, wait ah"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"RM 70"
Ok. And I have an old water heater, do you do trade in??
"tlade in ah, wait wait"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"no no. But we caj extla to lemove, RM20"
Oh. If you dont charge the RM20, I'll take this one
"no caj ah...wait ah wait ah"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"uncle say dis nomor d worrr...dis wan how? RM249 good oso"
Discounts?
"wait wait"
*walks to counter, talks to the uncle at the counter, then comes back*
"cannot wor"
I see...I call my uncle to discuss and, I'll let you know if I want it ok?
"ok ok tennnkiu"

I walked out. And.....!@#$%. I dont know who to blame, the guy or the bugger uncle.
And the guy's english not thatttttt bad la =p I hipobola-kan

Then I walked to Sri Petaling.

Shop 3 : Syarikat Boey Heng Sdn Bhd.
Victim : Goh Yue Keng.

"Eh leng chai, lei yiu wan mie yeh??"
*crap* I cant speak cantonese, sorry. English??
"Can can. What you want?"
I need a water heater. A cheap one.
"Cheap wan. OK OK. No problem. Follow me"
Ok.
"Here, water heater. This one, RM199"
Looks ok, how muc.....
"BUT hor this one no ELCB, more dangerous!"
corr....
"OR this one leh?? RM249 but got ELCB safer"
bu....
"OR this one, RM300"
th...
"SO plus installation, I give you RM260 la ok?"
eh, wh...
"YOU student mah, give you cheaper"
hahahaha....ok....then when ca....
"IF buy now, tomorrow lunch time can fix for you"
I have an old wate....
"YOU got water heater now or not??"
...got.
"Ohhh...then why?"
...dont know, spoil d.
"Ohhhh....how?"
.....smoke came out....
"Ohhhhh...."
Yeaaaa....
"So how?"
......ok wait wait! I call my uncle first then I let you know if I want it ok?
"OK OK no problem"

THIS time, I really called joni's dad.

So in the end I got one from Shop 3. That saleswoman was PRO weiiiiiiii....
If i go back to retail, Im gonna do EXACTLY what she did to me d!!

Customers cant say no if they cant say anything at all, can they??
Respect.

New heater tomorrow X) yay!

birthdays...and more!

2007-10-26T06:01:00.000-07:00

All birthday celebrations revolve around ME!

Doesnt matter when your birthday is. YOU celebrate only and ONLY when yuekeng is IN penang.

I rule.

You know something's wrong when you have to light them candles using photoshop.

before : the so-called malay wedding-looking cake. Courtesy of Pengiam.

Happy Birthday 15th October baby, Andrshu Yeen (of miller-indian descent).

Hot!

Happy Birthday 25-cum-20th October baby, Bobbina Limey.

New species.

You guys know that I want to say "Love you all, Friends Forever and Ever till our Balls Wither" BUT.......I cant.

Im a macho man.
I roar! *roar*
and do whatever macho men do. To date, I have :
- licked my elbow.
- counted to infinity. Twice.
- built Mt. Everest with a bucket and spade.
- beaten the sun in a staring contest.
- written a list of animals that I allow to live. Which incidentally gave rise to what we call the Theory of Evolution and Selection Pressure.

And also, not forgetting the fact that you girls havent any balls*.

*applies to new species only : Be reminded that this is merely hypothetical. Balls may be present.

Therefore, I cant. Sorry =(

Anyway...HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY AssHoles!!
bla bla bla. just dont forget mine.

Damn, who's single?

one shot too many

2007-10-23T09:37:00.000-07:00

Look, mom!

...SURPRISE!!!

A 24-year-old with a month-old. Im gonna be a GOD-DADDY in 8 months!!!
DRINKS ON ME**!!

And yes. She is legitimately, truthfully, commitedly, lovingly, by-the-lawly married.

to him XD

Congrats on your joyous matrimony =)

Who feels like getting married?? X)

** not exceeding rm7.99 plus tax per person.

ali-saur

2007-10-07T20:03:00.001-07:00

this is wayyyyyy late. but it's the thought that counts.

Presenting : Ali-Saur!! *ngaummm*

Once upon a time, Alisaur went to Disneyland

There she underwent hyperplasia. Somehow.

Using med jargons is Kool to Teh Maxx!!

Im thinking of 'Are You Ready for Some Calories?' to replace 'lunch?'

IMU CUp.

2007-09-23T21:17:00.000-07:00

damn. LOok at THe TItle. It HAppens ALl THe TIme.

freaking slow pinky-reflex. shift happens.

Anyway, I was at MSN for IMU Cup's Track&Field yesterday for some events as....ummm....mental-motivator and *cough cough* noise-expert.

A Medical student cheering for the Pharmacy team. I sense paper-balls and erasers flying my way next lecture =(

I was in a tight spot okay? Loyalty / Life. I even did Pro&Cons!!
I see coursemates 2 hours a day. I see housemates the rest of the day.
Be good to coursemates and get notes. Be good to housemates get to KEEP notes.
Good to coursemates get girlfriend. Bad to housemates... give up trying.
Support coursemates, get a pat (on the back). Support housemates, wont get whacked (EVERYWHERE).
With coursemates buy own food. With housemates, free or kuei chai kueh sesame bomb green bomb brown bomb koey teow nasi lemak tambah nasi tambah kuah tambah lemak.

...the last one got me. heh heh.

followed by pics.

one taken before the event.

one after. of all the sweaty runners. *cough cough* but one. And dont think serong. Sweaty, literally!

one of the "Best Housemates in the World"

realised something while scribbling on the pic with YUEKENGUSESPAINT!!...

*ENLARGE*
Scary as hell. But im still prettier lahhhh...

In the end, 1st Place : Pharmacy!!!

Pharm Kicks Ass!!.....medic student not bad also lahhhh....

autistics draw better than yuekeng

2007-09-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

drawn my azim. 15. Autistic.

was at the National Autistic Society of Malaysia for our Charity home visit last saturday.

nothing interesting. But one fact uncovered :

you know those sauces-spoon-and-tissue-in-a-packet that kfc gives with every bucket??

they're the ones who pack them.

my advise : wash. the. spoon.

busy here busy there

2007-09-09T06:17:00.000-07:00

im online.

im busy.

very busy.

hyperuricemia, associated arrhythmias, gastroesophageal reflux disease, acanthosis nigricans, meralgia paresthetica, carpal tunnel syndrome

...

...

catching any birds?

yeah. THAT kind of busy.

i see a few 'erectile dysfunctions', 'bulimia' and 'headache' every now and then but only on days when Ellen Pompeo look-alikes come over and talk to me during lunch.

hey hey!! listen!!!

Erysipelothrix rhusiopathiae OMGLOLCOCCUS!!

HAPPY?!!

i know i am.

no, really! 2 hours of class daily, followed by scattered hour-long PBL sessions and labs and 'private studies'

i solitaire and minesweeper during PS sessions.

and after dinner, i do this!

hairstylist : jo ni
pose-manager : jo ni
photographer : jo ni
lighting : wan ling
model : Muesli the Chicken Bob

hope alicia's happy.

Im back in penang.

2007-08-31T09:23:00.000-07:00

OMFG!!! only 4 posts in the whole month of august.

crap. Not the sissy tiny weeny bits of goat-shit crap.
It's the 99.9% fat-free cellulose-rich BS-with-a-little-cherry-in-the-middle type of crap crap.

For the imaginatively-challenged, here's a simple depiction :

Yes. I have a way with poops. Stop admiring my Great Piece of Dung.

That is beside the point. What im trying to say here is that...

After a month in kl, barely connected to the interweb, IM STILL TYPIN BAYBEH!!1!

If i can do it, so can you.

Click on that shut down button. Save some watts.

p.s : may post up pics from my orientation tomorrow. may.

5 years to go.

2007-08-19T00:48:00.000-07:00

My course's starting tomorrow.

yishhhhhhh...

5 years to dr goh.

9 years to dr goh the OB/GYN-man.

hope there'll be loads of ~~entau and pretties~~ friendly people in my batch.

updates after my orientation. look forward to interesting pictures.

edits **

i can hear my seniors rehearsing for my orientation tomorrow. the pink panther theme.

makes me wanna skip orientation. orientations are for losers. yucks.

orientations are fun...

2007-08-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

fun when you're not a part of it XD
even more fun when you make fun of the people IN it. XD XD

friends* and i were going through the pics and videos taken during their orientation.

as any yuekeng would, i scanned the talent-time videos first to scout for ~~hotties~~, i mean, talents!

andddd...this guy got my attention. It is hard to see but try your best. He's one helluvahotty.

yeahhhh. right.

superman had an academy for talented fashion designers before fell off his pony and became paraplegic.
he had to shut the academy down soon after.

what THIS guy has is one of them vintage superman jeans. rare.

p.s-es:
1. i hope ellen WONT rat me out.
2. housemate* went gaga when she saw him in his jeans. Behold. Tho power of the Superjean.

im a KL-ite, -ian, -er or whatever

2007-08-12T20:43:00.000-07:00

im NOT dead.

im actually in alecture right now. Blogging. Pharmacy is boring.

Pharmacy is for n00bs.

Pharmacy is for dumbos.

Pharmacy is for....pretty girls. Me like!!

My fingers are crossed. Hope that my med lectures arent as bad.

OMGLOLOLOLOL!!!

2007-08-01T18:20:00.000-07:00

OMFGODZILLAAAA!!

GOOD MORNING!!!!

it's a rainy 9am. Perfect for morning people like yuekeng to get up for breakfast.

then sit on the sofa like a donkey till 1pm. That's when his time-zone moves into the sun-shined side of the world.

see you again at 2pm.

the most bestestestestest song ever!!!

2007-07-31T00:29:00.000-07:00

while listening to the song, here's something to keep your eyes occupied.

i got tagged by alicia

It's supposed to be '10 weird facts about me' but ... aiyah, friends for so long d discounts!! Standard practice : 50%!!! so,

10 5 weird facts about me:

1. I am actually a boy. I know, I know. It may be hard to down for it is so abrupt. Take your time to accept me for who I am. One day, when birds fly and sun shines over the land, you will be able to walk side by side with the boy me.

2. I like girls. It's natural for boys like me to like girls :

boy + girl = humanity.

While,

(girl+girl)x(boy+boy)=end of humanity.

3. I walk around with a handbag. If your friends wanna know me, ask them to look out for a sissy guy with a hideous cap and an ugly handbag. That is a trademarked line by the way. Notice how every object is described in a not-so-nice way?? Not many people can do that. Only Aliciastella binti Slyviachristinaareasses can.

4. Compare the rate of calories burnt per hour of these people :
a. a long-distance runner who has just completed a 1000m dash.
b. a worker who has just ended an 18-hour shift in a kiln in China.
c. yuekeng slouching in front of his laptop blogging ... with a bowl of ice cream.

5. I am yuekeng.

yuekeng has weird signatures.

2007-07-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

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J is for yuekeng. So is every other letter in the alphabet.

I rule.
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This post is supposed to be only one sentence + a thousand-word long + a byebye :

"My signature is not weird. *post up pic of signature* byebye." -end

Then, one of the student planners I have neatly arranged on my rack ... BOOK rack, for some weird reason, fell onto my bed, like it was trying to tell me something. And so I listened....

"harrryyy pot *brrrr* errrr suc *brrrrrrrrr* kssss"
Dang. The sound my fan was making blurred some part out.

How can a book placed on a book rack with a bunch of other books fall, you ask??

I dont know. I told you that the reason is weird, did I not??

Anyway, since the book was already in my hands, I decided to get the other 4 and went through them. For those who do not know what a 'student planner' is, here's an excerpt frm my dictionary

Stu-dent / 'stju;dnt; NAmE 'stu;-/ noun
1 a person who is studying at a university or college:
2 student-planner a book that Penang Free Scool discreetly force unaware students into buying by cleverly making its costs part of the 'lain-lain's when they pay their school fees. In modern terms, it can be used to explain something that you know is useless but unfortunately, made to buy just because you havent any ball.
this crap is yuekengly student planner.

While flipping through, I realised that I have, without fail, filled in the 'Student's Perticular' section every year. NERD YEAHHHHHH!!

I feel. Stupid. *waaaaa* it looks something like this to me now :

Stupid's Particulars

Name : Goh Yue Keng Form : 1 Jed
Fortress : Number 4, Privet Drive, Harry Potter Lane, Azkaban, Dungeons and Dragonland.
Hobby : Wingardium Leviosar, fly off a buiding, drain-diving..........

I promise to be Harry Potter's friend. Forever and ever.

Signature,

Form 1

Form 2

Form 3

Form 4

Form 5

*runs into wall and dies*

When I was done looking all of them through, I decided to blog. Here I am.

Today's hotstuff is : Yue Keng has weird signatures.

Here's what I have to say :

My signature is NOT weird.

byebye.

yuekeng loves shoes.

2007-07-26T07:34:00.000-07:00

this post is about the NeverEnding Shoe Battle that i have on with the dead tina. Almost-dead tina and living-tina are in the rat race as well but ... she has to be dead bored if she's free enough to fight with me over the number of pairs of shoes that each of us have.

why a rat race?? because winners get nothing... but GLORY!!

PREPARE FOR GLOOOORYYYY!!! *imagines self as one muscle cell of the muscles tissue of one of the packs of the abs of one of the spartan in the movie 300*

And that feeling of euphoria and big-ballness when you know that you've finally won. Tina doesnt have balls so im the only one who will feel the orgasmic, latter joy. (the only reason im in this, otherwise juvenile, epitome-of-stupidity competition)

here's what i have so far :

*tadaa* Mr Smartpants had to clean up after this pic.

5 Adidas. 4 Converses. 1 Head. 1 Fila. 1 GA Blue anddddd....

1 School Shoes (heh heh)

13!! so...

am i winning?? ngeeehahahahaha.

take care in nilai.

orchard and durians

2007-07-24T09:57:00.000-07:00

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i stand by my hypocritical ideal that : Blogging is for Losers.

i am a loser. and i blog. so the only way to make myself not so much of a loser is by labelling all others that do what i do, see what i see, poop out what i poop as the loser i am. i feel happy now XD
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i havent anything interesting to post up so i'll just browse through the pics i have in my folder, pick a few that i think i shoud post up and make a story up about how i-jumped-in-beat-the-bad-guys-and-became-superman (or something along that thin line)
if you're expecting something from kl, HAH, there will be none.

Let's begin.

I went to grandpa's orchard again today.

there are TREES in the orchard! BOMGBBQ!!!

i could see my place from there!! BOMGBBQ!!!

ok. fine. i will stop the bomgbbq thingy. gee, im sorry i didnt know that it would annoy you so much.

it's actually a small plot of land, somewhere. up on a hill, somewhere.
where, you ask? i can tell you if you ask nicely

but if i do, i'll have to kill you.

*PUKE! THROW UP!! BARF!! NAUSEA!! DISGORGE!! REGURGITATE!! SHIVER!! THROB!! TREMBLES!! FAINTS!!! CARDIAC ARREST!! CPR!! AR!! PMR!! SPM!!!*

*wakes up*

sometimes i wonder how ah bengs can say that mega-cliched BOND003durexISgoodFORme line with a straight face.

even the word cliche is overused now. i think i'll stick to banality.

or yuekeng. hmm... that word is so yuekeng now. CLICKS! XD feel free to use my name as the adjective for anything sadboringdulluselesscrappyandeverythingelsethatkillsifdone morethan5minutesinarow you can think of.

back to the orchard.

as i've said, its a small plot of land on a hill and the last time i went us there was sometime last year. i cant tell you when. if i did...

no, wait i cant. i dont remember. heh heh.

as i've said, it's a almost-neglected small plot of land that. Hey, did you watch superman?? heard he jumped-in-beat-the-bad-guys-and-flew-away in the last episode. sweeet.

ok the orchard.

as i've said, it's a small plot of land on a hill somewhere. one with loads of fruit trees and herbs. and mosquitoes. but sorry, no tongkat ali for your little 'friend', 'brother' , 'little john' or whatever you call it. family and i'd hike up there everytime the durian season's in.

big angry child with spikes and piercings.

i dont eat durians. period.

i just like the view i get up there.

so, yeah. i went to my grandpa's orchard.
that's all. byebye.

IM HOME!!!

2007-07-22T07:30:00.000-07:00

im back!!!

i know i know. i said 4 days but i have REALLY REALLY GOOOOOD reasons.

let's go through the reasons first :

initial plan : back on monday

reason i did not:
My interview was actually on tuesday. 17th. my mistake. cant expect me to come back the day BEFORE the interview right? so i went shopping.

plan v1.0 : back on tuesday after the interview

reason i did not :
i ... went shopping.

plan v2.0 : back on wednesday

reason i did not :
joni's mom asked is i could stay till sunday cos they'll be there and can fetch me back to penang. Since my bus ticket was basically useless by then, i said yes to save myself rm27. went shopping again.

plan v3.0 : back on sunday

reason i did not :
NGAAHAHAHAH!! i AM back XD

Malls been to throughout the week : 3
- times square (sucks. too many floors)
- mid valley (gooooood...XD)
- sungei wang (prangin mall of kl. lala haven)

$ flowed down the drain (literally)
- about rm500. Some on needs. Mostly on wants.

Verdict : Wow. I am amazed by my superpower. I tried to close the floodgates d!!1! i didnt buy a bag that i really liked. i didnt buy a pair of shoes that i really liked. i didnt buy a few shirts and a pair of pants that i really really liked!!!! because i couldnt find the atm machine.

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randoms from here onwards.
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PHING!!! i ate at sungei wang kim gary as welll!!! and your pic!!!

photo by phing

i got tagged by phing (a little late though) :

1) 5 things found in my (SISSY) bag
- wallet
- wallet with notebook
- handphone
- a bunch of keys. for some locks somewhere.
- alicia's junks.

2) 5 things found in my wallet.
- loads of receipts
- ic, license, those sorts
- money (wow. surprised?)
- a bunch of card from a bunch of shops.
- ang kong hu

3) 5 favorite things in my bedroom.
- bed
- pillow
- oxygen
- nitrogen
- vitagen (the green one. and white)

4) 5 things i've always wanted to...
- kill someone
- have my own brand of ice creams, chocs, sorts
- be able to study sub-consciously.
- be in control of my own sleep time.
- experience pms. all sorts.

5) 5 things im currently into...
- breathing (the kool-est thang now!)
- LRTs
- KTMs
- STARs
- PUTRAs and Monorails.

6) 5 people I tagged
- alicia
- tina
- the sly one
- shu yeen
- everyone else on the sidebar XD

in kl.

2007-07-13T10:50:00.000-07:00

i'll be in kl for 4 days. dont think i'll be able to go on9 there.

Even if i can find a hotspot, i dont think i'd wanna blog anyway so come back in 3 days.

after that we watch harry popper ok? XD

here's a laugh for you sick bastards

that's me XD

and yeah. pink bag. and pink hankie.

byebye. *logs off*

google ads are stupid.

2007-07-12T05:03:00.000-07:00

i logged into friendster and read a few funny bulletins.

then right above the section, as usual, there were google ads.

this one got my attention :

"Romantis dan Penuh Kejutan"

Oh I can tell you what kind of kejutan you are gonne get.

Ready??

*scroll*

SURPRISE!!!

is dead = sleep?

2007-07-11T12:06:00.000-07:00

it's almost 4. and im still awake. grrhhh.

gonna get pills tmrw.

can sleep. can suicide. 2 birds!! XD

i had a weird yesterday. and today.

2007-07-11T07:01:00.000-07:00

(this is one of those what-i-had-for-lunch-ish posts. ignore. but i know you cant resist XD)

I had to wake up at 11 yesterday.

ya, uh-huh. my wake-up-at-8-and-sexercise plan kind of...went kaboom =/

so...ya. woke up at 11.
the night before i slept at 7. (six-ish) I went to bed at about 2 and slept at 7. I'll leave the hard part of imagining how many times i tossed and turned in bed.

BECAUSE I DID THE HARDER PART OF ACTUALLY TOSSING AND TURNING!

*deep sigh* it's not my fault. i've been going to bed early and sleeping only hours later for a while now. when it's dark and i'm alone, my head goes into a frenzy and think about weird things :

- what happened to the friend of a friend of mine whom i met through a friend of a friend of his brother's at a party my classmate had sometime last, last year??

- she loves me, she loves me not. (with hair replacing roses)

- should i get that attractively, gorgeously fab, beautifully decorated, pleasingly luxurious, aesthetically plush, ugly pair of shoes that i saw yesterday?

(after which i'll have conversations with myself that sound pretty much like so )
me1 : you should
me2 : you shouldnt!
me1 : should
me2 : shoult not
me1 : SHOULD
me2 : SHOULD NOT
me1 : ya ah
me2 : uh nah
me1 : ya ah
me2 : uh nah
me1 : ya ah infinity
me2 : fuck you!
me1 : i AM you. so FUCK YOU!
me2 : come lah! my ass is wide open!
me1 : dont make me shove my hands in there! >=(
me2 : i feed you my farts
me1 : the lasagnia i had was nice. i wouldnt mind =)
me2 : you disgusting son of a bitch
me1 : yes i am! cos you are, too!
me2 : fine. get the shoes then.
me1 : oh. i dont want them anymore.
me2 : WHAT?!! WHY?!

*goes on*

- i should visit grandma this saturday. oh wait i cant im going to kl. maybe next. or next. or after next.

weird thoughts. in assorted colours and cute hello-kitty packaging.

things i did the whole day :
1. realised that bobby's tastebuds dont work.
2. i was sleepy but i played games on my bed to keep me awake.
3. i washed my bike.
4. i posted up a story about christopher and malvin.
5. i felt like rape-murder-then-rape-againing someone.
6. on msn :
- i sang pussy in the well...online. which led to the 'this old man' later.
- i became purple barneykeng
- i made a lala-girl angry. which led her into using her ULTIMATE MOVE -

lalagirl88 (some japanese kawaii-sounding words of which meanings i cant work out)- 'i hate you"
*lalagirl88 has signed off*

all i wanted to say was "yeah! me too."...damn. she's too fast.
- i made carol miss-i-have-sucky-mom-in-law
- weird conversation :

friend* yue keng u know what i think of now when i see the plastic bags in ur dp?
friend* yue keng i want to suffocate u with those
yue keng friend* but u cant!
yue keng to friend* : cos they're in the dumps now!!
yue keng to friend* : maybe become comdoms d lo...
yue keng to friend* : and some guy using it right now
friend* to yue keng : urgh gross!
friend* to yue keng : hmph
yue keng to friend* : your hmph is my LOL
yue keng to friend* : *squirt*
yue keng to friend* : whooooops. there goes the plastic
friend* to yue keng : my hmph is your LOL??? *fumes*
friend* to yue keng : ur pm sounds as if u were the one raped, killed, and raped again. who was it? lmfao
friend* to yue keng : was it Itseang?rofl slyvia would get a kiCk out of this!
yue keng to friend* : you wish you had the now-sperm-covered-plastic
yue keng to friend* : who u think she gets KICKED better??

*later*

friend* to yue keng : admit what! i have nothing to admit. hmph.
friend* to yue keng : and dont u dare go "LOL"!
yue keng to friend* : LOL
yue keng to friend* : i just did
yue keng to friend* : so what?
yue keng to friend* : eh eh !!
yue keng to friend* : nothing
yue keng to friend* : eh eh !!!
yue keng to friend* : nothing la
yue keng to friend* : LOL
yue keng to friend* : i just did it again! *gasp*
friend* to yue keng : GYK U ASSSHOLEEEEEEEE
yue keng to friend* : hehhhehehhhhehehehhhh
yue keng to friend* : LOL
yue keng to friend* : whoops...clumsyyy me
friend* to yue keng : having a blast, arent you >=[

Im suffering from Grey's-Anatomy-Withdrawal-Syndrome. =(

dont mind me. move on with your lttle lives now.

and oh! i woke up today thinking that it was thursday.
i went on my supposedly thursday-shopping
i went to school to get my stuffs signed
i bought a router
i ate USM cucukudang

then i read the papers and realised that today is wednesday.

fuck. what am i gonna do tmrw?

Christopher hates Malvin

2007-07-10T04:45:00.000-07:00

Hypothetical and fictional story:

Mary and John are biased parents with one child Malvin. They also have an adopted child Christopher. The couple gave Malvin more each time, and took whatever that belonged to poor Christopher and redistributed it to Malvin.If Malvin treated Christopher nicely and loves him, then ok. But unfortunately, Christopher is often discriminated. Malvin tells Christopher that he is free to leave if he is not happy with the preferential treatment. As Christopher, would you leave? or will you work your ass off washing dishes for the family, and watch your sibling laze around happily watching tv while getting more allowance than you get.

Being a good person, Christopher decides that he should still acknowledge his foster parents. Thus he will not disown or change his name. But now Christopher is a grown up and is independent of his biased family. He decides to live independently and will never stay long-term with that family but only occasional visits.

I am Christopher. Malaysia is family. I hate Malvins.

Grrrhhhh!! I need a ticket out of here =(

about : of me and weddings

2007-07-08T06:23:00.000-07:00

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im posting this now because im trying to move away from my nocturnal lifestyle.

sleeping at 5 and waking up at 3pm, im bored of that. i wanna try something new! im going to sleep once it strikes midnight and wake up at 8!

then i'll probably wonder what to do that early in the day and hopefully, exercising will become not so much of a stupid thing and poses as a viable option for me to waste my precious time on.

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i was at a wedding dinner yesterday.

the one i said i was too tired to blog about, remember??

yes. that one. i am bored enough to blog about it now.

actually, im just feeling high after watching 5 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. Before the after-effects wear out i figured i should blog quickly. then im going to...i dont know, maybe study or something. heh heh.

ok back to the point.

there are many things that i like about weddings. the food, the pretty dresses (and male-wears as well), the ambience and a happy couple.

there are also many, many things that i wish never to have to go through again in weddings that unfortunately, are essential parts of a so-called 'perfect-chinese-wedding' and so, have to struggle through each time - awful, soul-chewing singings, babies crying, kids running all over, loud, drunk guests, the stupid yummmm-seng (THREE TIMES!), and the aunties'-halloween-make-up parade.

wow. congrats. you just left the tormenting world of dating. XD

the one other thing i dislike about weddings is that, the newlywed scent that clouds the venue attracts too many cupids, and too many stupid questions : when's your turn? are you dating anyone? what will your wedding be like? do you like...michael jackson?

when friends are asking it is fine. may be fun to listen to what their dream-wedding is like. the McSucky part starts when an aunty you barely know of steps in and shoots you down mercilessly with those questions. especially the michael jackson one. is that weirdo black or fucking white??!

and so, to end the painful experience of having to go through the awkward questions over again, im going to post the answers up here and show the aunties the link to this page; which they will probably spend the rest of their nearing-the-finishing-line lives trying to get to and shall pass away peacefully before they have the chance to ask them ever again. genius!

here we go.

i am yue keng and i am a boy.

i am yue keng and i am a boy.

i am yue keng and i am a boy.

i am yue keng and i am a boy.

i am yue keng and i am a boy.

i am yue keng and i am a boy...

and i hate females.

there. you have your answers now.

you actually thought that i would post something like THAT up here?!! yucks!

dis-gooose-ting!!

and alicia, you can swallow that puke in your mouth now XD

i saw...a friend

2007-07-07T11:23:00.000-07:00

can you believe that i went allll the way to jawi to attend a wedding ceremony??!

...

i guess you can. but im too tired to blog about the trip there...

okay. about the trip there AND back. im too tired.

dont ask me why im tired. im just tired.

you damn annoying leh!! told you not to ask d right?!

knnccbbq %!@^%$!^@

and i just realised that in the last few entries, i hit the enter key a lot when typing.
i dont know why. it's sort of like my new mojo (whatever that means)

im actually trying to loosen up the enter key la. doesnt feel...SOFT when your enter key is not SOFTER righttt?? (if you dont get this, ask anyone that's linked in the sidebar...they KNOW)

what was that?

owh! right!! the friend i saw...*chills*

i was bored just now so i went through the pics that i took during my short trip down to kl. then...i saw....it.

this one here is the pic i took when we were on our way there

and i took this one on our way back to penang.

can you see my...friend?

and in both pics, my housemate, wan ling's smile looks rather eerie...almost possessed type of spookiness.

I SWEAR THAT FRIEND WAS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME WHEN I WAS TAKING MY SECOND PIC!!!!

if it comes to claim me tonight...know that...

im actually a boy. sorry i lied.

i missed!

2007-07-06T10:12:00.000-07:00

I MISSED THE WHOLE FUCKING PROM!!!!

or orientation ball. *sigh*

the video...i want...whoever has it, i want a copy. I'll pay!!! with a lollipop. or whatever.

anyway, back to what we always talk about : ME!!

so i got a much, much gay-er bag. I think this one says "Hey! Im Gay!" louder and clearer than the ones i had before this. Im tempted to post a pic of it here but...i also had a haircut which says "Hey! Im Gay!"

This puts me in a DIFFICULT situation whereby i am required to choose which between the two to post up for the posting of both would inevitably results in the overdosage of Gaiety among the bunch of people who are free enough to read my craps daily which has been proven scientifically to cause...the shrinking of balls (tennis and ping pong balls only).

However, most of the people who read my blog dont have balls to begin with so...im gonna post the both of them up XD

the bag

before = after

Asshole! I havent self-taken any pic in MONTHS a okay??

Besides, it's for a before and after so it doesnt constitute as extreme vanity. If you still wanna stand by your 'ugh. puke. vain' view then...fine. sorry. im soooo sorry.

im a softie. im losing 15-2

im johnny dazed

2007-07-05T02:56:00.000-07:00

Friend* told me that im Johnny Dazed. I didnt know what she was talking about and Friend was too 'busy' to tell me what that means and asked me to flip through Wednesday's Star. And so i did...

Took me a whole bloody hour to find that article :

* * * * *

Johnny Dazed

Johnny Dazed cant believe that he 's no longer in a relationship. He wanders around for weeks, possibly months, in a state of suspension, never quite coming to terms with what's happened.

He's a lost soul who has all the responsive faculties of a piece of bread pudding that's been left in the microwave an hour too long.

He was so into his last relationship that it never occured to him that he'd have to go out and do it all again, and consequently he's never going to be 100 per cent into any follow-up shagging shenanigans as his heart's just not in it.

Indulge him in a conversation and next time you see him he'll have forgotten who you are. Arrange a date and chances are he wont turn up. He will return to earth. One day.

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errm...i think it's not quite right. I should be Johnny Misogynist.

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Johnny Misogynist

This bloke has that slightly bruised air about him, like his ego has gone 15 rounds with Roseanne Barr armed with a baseball bat. He's hurt, and whose fault is it?

Not the woman who's ridden roughshod his emotions, but every single female on the planet. All women, at this point in time, are bastards.

And that includes you. On top he's as tough as tarzan's trunks, but underneath his heart is haemorrhaging. This is a difficult one to handle because playing it tough with him will only reinforce his view that women are just a bunch of cruel and heartless harlots.

Conversely, donning kid gloves will mean wou'll be letting him run riot.

* * * * *

LOL. Not really. I am not bruised. I just like how girls are potrayed as she-devils in that Johnny XD

If i were to choose one, Johnny Platonic should be closest to who i currently am.

Wanna know who Johnny Platonic is??

LOOK IT UP IN WEDNESDAY'S STAR YOURSELF!!! LOLOLOLOL

and since i am and have always been kind...i'll tell you which section it is in : Clove.

im a softie T_T

You've Got Laptop!

2007-07-03T10:07:00.000-07:00

As ~~most~~ ~~some~~ a few of you have been told of, i was in kl on the 30th and 1st.

I know that most of you did not realise that i was away.

It's fine. No problem. Perfectly ok.

With so many people talking in much, much louder tones than i do, i dont blame you for not having the slightest thoughts about me in your day-to-days.

Im sure i wouldnt be as insignificant in people's lives and true friends would be flocking to my place in hordes had i been speaking as loud as some people. And i wouldnt have had to leave alone...all alone...

If you're wondering when this "i-have-soft-voice" whinings are gonna stop, i'll tell you now. Not anytime soon. I HAVE SOFT VOICE!!! WAAAAA!!! IM A SOFTIE!!! WAAAAAA!!!

and did you know that softie has a new laptop XD
(if i were louder, i bet i wouldnt have to announce to people that i have a new laptop. they would have found out themselves a long, long time ago)

We were introduced by a friend, Allen who works in SenQ. While chatting, he mentioned a very fine lady which he had the chance to have been acquainted to at work recently. He then proceeded to give me vague descriptions of her. Though ambiguous, i tried to assemble and picture her from the obscure pieces of her features that were given...

What i saw was...

Oh...swept away.

When he offered to introduce us to one another, i was sceptical and afraid that there may not be and chemistry to ignite and spark the new-year's fireworks...but i braved myself and nodded, dotted with a silent yes.

As we walked towards her, my mind raged and began fixing the pieces of her features in a different way...i think it ended up looking more or less like this :

scared the crap out of me...i wanted to run away.

However, when he finally revealed her to me....i fell in love. And since my crystal didnt go into a frenzy mode, im pretty sure that she's not a slut. (yes. my crystal wards sluts away)

Perfect combination of inner and outer beauty in exquisite proportions. A girl that one would not hesitate to bring home to mama.

From that first glance, i knew that i was ready. Ready to spend the rest of my life.....

...

with.....

Maria McSexy. *click*

2007-07-02T10:51:00.000-07:00

I got a new laptop today.

OK la i got it on saturday.

asking "how could this numbass get his laptop when he's in kl?!" ??

well...because....i speak softly!

ho ho hoo. i know you're lost. it's ok. i am too

i speak soft.

i have a soft, soft voice.

people had to tell me...

that i speak too softly.

im gonna go kill myself now.

this is the last time you'll ever hear from the soft-voiced guy.

though my cells and soul will no longer be here. i hope that forever registered in your neurones i have...

then again, since i speak so softly, you may not even know of my existence.

goodbye, my slightly-louder friends. i hope you're happy. *sniff*

I promise a longer entry next time.

TOMORROW!! LONG ENTRY!! PROMISE!!!1!

hello

2007-07-01T09:25:00.000-07:00

Just came back from KL. Updates tomorrow =)

Martha dear...you talk too much.

2007-06-28T10:26:00.000-07:00

For the record, i DO NOT watch the Martha Stewart Show.

i was reading the papers in front of the tv and my mom was watching

if you wanna keep that "eeee...yuekeng watches martha! gay" thought that you have in your head now, go ahead. i am more gay than an oprah-watching guy can ever imagine of becoming in his wildest daydreams so a little more gaeism cant hurt me.

then again...oprah-watching guys, after Ocean's 13, may not be as gay as a martha-junkie anymore...bah. whatever. im not in the mood to continue crapping anymore so i'll jump straight to the point.

Martha talks too much.

What's the point of inviting celebs to your show if you keep cutting in every single time they try to tell a joke or anything about themselves??!

People have been watching you since like ages ago. Times when dinosaurs roamed the earth and i wasnt even a sperm yet. And now they are gonna be seeing you in all 99999999 episodes of your show. The celebs come on only once in a while. Let them talk lah!!

I could see the *grrrhrhhhh*-ness on the guest, kenny's face when she cut in the third time an less than 5 minutes.

No wonder Trump hates her. He sued her right? or something...

I dont even know what im talking about now.

Today has been full of crap.

about : im shy

2007-06-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

About the entry i posted up last night, the other yuekengS are :

1. Slyvia

2.Alicia

Their exams ended just weeks ago (alicia's ended 2 days ago) so dont blame them. They have this 'interesting' way to celebrate that they claim to make their individuality shine.

* * * * *

OK. Enough about them. Just so you know, this entry doesnt, in any way, concern them; except for the first part at least. And we are going back to what the title says. It didnt really mattered till last night when i was chatting with dneirf*. (names changed to protect anonymity.* it reads friend left to right so it doesnt mean anything really.)

dneirf : tomolo's bbq. r u going?
me : no
dneirf : why?
me : cosss...im....shy.
dneirf : ala...tolong. Who's gonna believe it?

Well. It shouldnt make any sense to you. It isnt supposed to mean anything to anyone, except for ...me =). It was one simple, meaningless chat and my head had to make a big fuss out of it and kept me thinking the whole night.

Situation :
Someone asked me why am i not going. I said because im shy. Then the person gave me the answer that i pretty much anticipate everytime i tell someone that im shy - one that says "yeah right."

Question :
So what's the big deal?? As i've said, it is not. My head just had to make a something out of a thing that is a nothing to begin with.

It's just that half a year ago and before, when i tell people that i am shy, i really was. ( i get the same answer i get now as well but yes, i really was!)

And now, it has become another joke for me to break the ice with.

Just imagine this

17 years of talking only when talked to, saying hi only when said to, going a big round to get to class just because groups of girls are standing at both sides of the shortest way there, skipping classes if im late and alone, needing to hold a friend's shoulder for support when walking into the hall for the ball, walking around with the phone in hand thinking about what im going to say before actually calling her; and a few times of hanging up after a few rings because your guts failed after the first *doot*...and everything else pathetic;

and then, 5 months working with 14 girls, hanging out with the assholes and one breakup later :

"im shy...

...

...

HAHAHA!! IM KIDDING!!"

i did that. =/

i've changed. this facet of me has, at least. =) for the better

my friends are a little too free.

2007-06-26T10:03:00.000-07:00

So I went online today at about 7pm after watching 3 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. After that I went away from dinner and since I thought that I would be back after dinner, I switched my status to instead of .

After dinner, I came back. But there wasnt anyone interesting to talk to so I switched my status to and my initial plan was to come back later, perhaps after watching a few episodes of Grey's Anatomy since 'interesting people' usually, for some weird reasons like to online when the day is almost dead. (read : am kong ciaus)

I shall go in detail what I did after that. If you read carefully and go over them thoroughly enough in your head, you might be able to guess what happens before I tell you so...read slowly :

I first walked toward my dvd player. Then I squatted down and pressed the 'open' button. The dvd's tongue (or whatever) came out and it looked hungry. So after kissing the disc, I fed it to my starving dvd player - "Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Volume 5". The hungry dvd player kept her tongue back inside almost immediately after I pressed the close button. "You are hungry huhh?? poor babyyyy," I said to the player. And then... and then......I jumped back onto my sofa.When I was in my most comfortable position... I...pressed...the play button on the remote. *gasp* Then...I journeyed into hours and hours of ecstatic Grey's high. However, I knew that I couldnt stay there forever...for otherwise, it would consume my body and soul. And so I went to where my laptop was. I sat down. Then...

OK la fine. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. Hey, I asked you to read carefully but I didnt make any promises that it would end with something juicy right?? hahhhahahaa. You got Pranked.

BUT. The one thing that I dont understand is that...why was my msn chatting to myself when I was away?? Is it supposed do that?? The pic below will show you what actually happened.

Hmmmm...2 YueKengs chatting with another YueKeng who was away watching Grey's. Interesting. Way to go MSN!! Now no-one-wats-to-chat-with-me people like me dont have to feel sad because no one wants to talk to us anymore. Yayy.

I saw cicakman

2007-06-25T11:05:00.000-07:00

I was sitting in front of my laptop. I was watching Grey's Anatomy. I was just starting to realise how hot Meredith is and then...*PLAP!!11!1!!*

A baby house lizard fell from the ceiling and landed on my keyboard!!!!!

Like...suddenly...just fell. Like...*plap*, you know?

Guess his smart ass buddy made a funny joke and he was clapping.

Damn he is dumb. He is one freaking dumb lizard. Dumb stupid and pea-brained lizard.

Wait...a pea-sized brain would be a compliment for them. A...whatever. Im going to bed.

ps : Im just bored. And I still want transformers though I remember myself saying that it would suck. That's because the main actress is hot XD

You can tell me that she is not but I'm not going to believe you. HEH!

Darn. Now I have to choose between Megan Fox and Ellen Pompeo.

Maybe. Ellen Pompeo can be my full-time. While Megan is the one-time unintended, non-destined, no commitment nor tied down fling that inevitable, unwillingly happened without me having total control of myself due to an unforeseen, sudden, naturally-induced hormonal imbalance in my body that is probably caused by the combined effects of the lack of sleep and the Grey's-Anatomy-Marathonian Syndrome (GAM).

Yeah. That will work. Good night, guys. Sleep tight.

about : me

2007-06-23T13:29:00.000-07:00

To some of you, I may be a day late as I said that I'd write this yesterday.

However, please keep in mind that my day starts when I drag my heavy arse out of bed every noon and ends then I go to bed at dawn-ish. Which basically means, I am not late by my own standards. Just on yours, I am. Hence, I do not have to feel guilty whatsoever and just have to type this post as if nothing is bothering me right now. *lalala*

Ok. Enough going around the bush. This may be a little vain but, please, just bear with me this once. After all, this is the only post that I can brag about myself as much as I want, as fictitiously as I want and be as shameless as I want without being called...well, all those! So just once. I promise. Now, let's get back to : me.

My name is Goh Yue Keng. And no, I do not have a james, john nor jack in front of it so feel free to give me one that you think will make remembering my name not so much of a burden to your little heads, so long as it doesnt blend into the backgrounds like how michaels and johns do.

I was born on the 31st of December which makes me a Capricorn. Which also makes me compatible with those born under the signs taurus, virgo, scorpio and fellow capricorn! Who is?? Wanna go out sometime or whatever?? haahaa just kidding. But, really. *grrrr*

Eldest in a family of 5. A younger brother and younger sister. Working dad, housewife mom. That's all. Somehow I think that Im revealing a little too much about my family already. Some of you may be insane psychopaths whose sole motive in life is to murder my whole family or something so...enough exposure.

I have hamsters, I enjoy shopping on my own and I never like airy, fairy concepts. I am cautious and meticulous and risks are not something that I would take often unless another person will be there to fall with me when things break apart. A traditional lifestyle appeals to me because I like things to be in place and to be in control. Not in a control-freak kind of way but rather, in the still-cool-headed-when-things-are-exploding-all-around-me way. Apart from that, I also like to take life on one small step at a time. When I have a goal, I make little goals which I achieve in turns to bridge me to my BIGGER goals. And I am persistent and consistent in approaching life.And I can read body-languages well. And...err...before things get any more segmented I'd better stop.

The rest of this post will be answers to some of the questions that I have been asked before.
(questions in bold.) Boring stuffs. Skip them if you want to. Hope you know me better my now. (or will you ever? Whatever.)

YueKeng! You are a conceited son-of-a-bitch and I dont like you one bit. Why are you like that?
Thank you, and so are you. See, when it comes to meeting new people, the first impressions that I leave in them are rarely of anything worth remembering.
Shy and quiet, egoistical and hubristic know-it-all are a few I've been told of. Others generally dont see me as someone who is too enthusiastic at first but things warm up after I get to know a person better; and then you'll see the humorous, amiable, more affectionate side of me.
(Puke anytime you want. Plastic bags are complimentary)
That's so probably because of my part. If I do not know you, I feel that I do not need to unless I am in a situation which requires me to. I am not anti-social. Im just one who knows when the time to befriend people is and when not to. If I'm in a class, dont expect me to go around, sit beside a random someone, start a small talk and get to know that person but I AM more open to meeting new people when I'm at a party, online chats or anything such whereby to socialise with others is somewhat expected of me. Apart from that, I have almost always had low self-esteem since primary school which makes making new friends not something I am highly keen of; especially with those of the opposite sex. But this doesnt seem to be an issue anymore lately. Thanks to some very good friends of mine XD and the fact that I once worked with 9 other girls. It was hell. A nice one though. I wouldnt mind going back there...heh heh *snorts*

What are your goals in life?
My ultimate goal in life is to have all of these four parts.
1. A penthouse in a well-managed condominium.
2. A coupe and an MPV.
3. Earn enough for myself, my parents and to finance my sister's studies.
4. Everything else I have to pick up on the way.

Number 3 is obviously the one I am aiming for now. I can manage without 1 and 2. As for number 4, they are the little ones that will take me to numbers 1, 2 and 3.

Marriage and children?
I love children. I would love to have one anytime in my life! However, I only like children when they are between months-to-four and therefore, having my own children is not feasible. Not an option. I may adopt and then pretend (unless I screw up my life and dont even have to pretend) to be some poor single-dad whose non-existent wife's demise has left a scar so deep in his heart to ever heal that he poses a risk to the child's safety and return the kid to the orphanage.

Marriage. Hopefully, no. Why?
1. Girls are Evil. Need proof? Click here.
2. Commitment and loyalty, I have them but does she?I hate questions like this.
3. "Love of my life" no longer exists on earth. They are a dying breed.
4. I need to win the bet with the assholes.

What bet?
Well, we were together on a saturday afternoon with Miss Lee in Green House. (They make absolutely fantastic cakes and pies there which I will post up in the next entry.) Then, somehow, this idea popped up and the assholes made a life-long bet on "Who is going to be the first to get married among us?". I said Tina. Shu Yeen is the heavy favourite among the four of us though. Peng hasnt voted because he wasnt there.

This should be all. If any more questions are asked, I'll post em up here. Yes, this entry will be a constantly-updated, go-with-the-flow, never-ending, BFF, or whatever one.

about : me (or my blog, rather)

2007-06-22T07:11:00.000-07:00

I know that to the most of you, this post wont be of any use.

the people who know me well know me better that the vague, on-the-surface facts about myself that I'm going to reveal here.

as for the ones who dont really know me, well you wouldnt be had you the intention to get to know me before true?

I know Im right =). I always am! Sometimes it annoys me that I always get things right. You know? When you want to do something wrong for the fun of it, but you cant because the only thing you can is to get things right. Seriously. It bugs me almost every single day of my life! Monday to Saturday. It doesnt bother me as much on Sundays for some weird reasons though.

Woo. See? I've already started telling you bits about myself. I crap. A lot. That's just one part of me.

Before I move on to the boring about-me, me, me and *hey what d'ya know?* me again! part. Let me properly introduce this blog to the world..or anyone who bothers to know for what it's worth.

As you can see, the name of this blog is "Lunch?".
There are a myriad of reasons as to why I chose to name it such. Some of the reasons, I know of. While some, I dont. The ones I do not know, you'll have to get to know the millions of neurones in my brain that came up with this. Heads up, my brain is a very very shy creature. It took me 18 years to really get to know him and yes, my brain is MALE. So instead of wasting your precious time trying to figure him out, I'll let you know why so : Lunch?

Firstly, I have created this blog to serve as sort of a personal (or not.) diary for me to put into record interesting marks in life that I've had the anomalous chance to have gone through. Good or bad, these are moments that I and only I have gone through; retold from my own, be it peculiar or unique, point of view. Hence, readership is not something that is very important to me. Meeting new people through this blog would be great every once in a while though. How many people on earth would actually be interested in knowing what I've been doing today, what I had for lunch or anything 'me'-ish anyway? Unless of course if you're the one-notch lower obsessive-shadower or the all out stalker but then...who would? It's YueKeng after all.
(This part has nothing to do with 'lunch'. Well, well genius. You think I didnt realise that?! Read on.)

Secondly, lunch. What is lunch?? (yeah lame, I know. Believe me, I do.)

"Lunch is an abbreviation of luncheon, meaning a midday meal."

source- wikipedia.

I thought of naming it using a statement or speech that I use often which is non-profane, short, easy to remember and able to say 'hello' without actually saying 'hello'
(if you cant go through the bush, go around it. Saves your brain millions of kilojoules of energy).
However, I couldnt find one. I couldnt find any decent word that fits the bill. Partially because profanity is basically an essential part of what forms the fundamentals of my daily speech. For a guy who names his pals "assholes" and "fuck you" takes the place of "i love you" among friends, you can only imagine how exiguous, if not zero, non-profane words are in his vocabulary. Then, by chance or will, a friend sent him an sms saying "lunch?" the very day he decided to start a new blog. Then he went "hmm...not bad!", typed it in, and it ended up where you people will be seeing for as long as you still care. XD

I considered 'breakfast' and 'dinner' as well but I found 'breakfast' to be too dull, and 'dinner' to be somewhat too...kinky/horny/couple-ish/anywhere along that line which I wish to avoid going into for as long as my little wiener can stand; and therefore, Lunch?

Dont blame me. Blame the human nature of wanting to eat the moment they awake from their slumbers for making breakfast sound so sleepy. Blame society for unanimously making dinners a common prerequisite to being a loving, long-lasting, romantic couple.

Now that it's already this long, I think I'll split about : me into another different blog-post.
Which I will write tomorrow.XD

Hey. At least you now know that I enjoy crapping a lot right? That's good enough for today.
See you tomorrow, hopefully.

to start things off

2007-06-21T14:07:00.000-07:00

okay. Welcome to the new one =)

IM SORRYYY!! I dont like to blog-hop as well but...*sigh* blame xanga for being a money-face and too commercialised.

Hey! CRAP!! why am I being so nice?? oi!! I syokkkkkk change blogs cannot ah?? I can start a new blog, leave on post there then start a new one *repeat* and no one has the right to say a thing about it. I HAVE RIGHTS!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!! *adds in some constitutional craps* I COMPLAINNN!! I COMPLAIN TO CONSUMERS'!! *continues ruckus* AND AND *screams reasons Im not coming back*

*finally quiets down*

OK. Im done. Sorry. Havent had coffee in 2 days. Mood swings. heh heh.

And actually, I learned those from a very very bothersome customer in Esprit which my colleague was 'lucky' enough to get the unique opportunity to have come across. SO fussy that she was almost annoying. Wait. She WAS. Then she said something about not coming back ever againnn. Woooo, so scaryyyyyy. Saw her again a few weeks later.

FYI, we keep a list of troublesome customers so that we will be more well prepped the next time we see you. BLACKLISTED. And please, do not try the 'i dowan to buy adee la' trick. It will NEVER work. That is because unless you buy in the thousands we wont get much from you in the form of commissions and therefore, we ignore such customers. This is Esprit. NOT pasar malam. We aim for tens of thousands in profits. NOT just enough to feed a family of six or anything like that. We wa *AHHHHH!!* IM DRIFTING!!

aih...this post was supposed to be a few sentences long to get things going in this new blog but...wow! im amazed by my ability to crap. I didnt even realise! Has to be some hidden still-dormant talent inside me that's waiting to be uncovered.

Anyway, before I start getting the mojo to crap about my hidden talent, I'd better stop now.

Bye! I think I should do an "about me" post next. But since the peeps who are free enough to read my blog are friends, may be useless. bahhhh. who cares. bye.

ps. I think this is the worst piece I've ever posted. I need coffee.

what to do : to get an EPF account

2007-06-21T11:35:00.000-07:00

I know MOST of you wont find this one useful since MOST of you wont be working till god-knows-how-many-years-later. Diploma, Degree, Masters, Doctorate. Working may be alien to your little head till you're al least 40 and tua-tua-gigi-tak-ada. AND most local companies will start one for you if you havent on your first day of work so this post is LAGI tak berguna to most of you. If you're working overseas you dont even NEED one (which I think most of you are.) which adds to the TAK-GUNA-ness of this post. *sigh*

So to the "some" of you who are thinking "hey! this one may be useful. I should read on", please do XD
To those "lema nothing else to post up d isit?? knnmchccb. eat shit la"-ers. Fuck you. Just shut up and read la cibai you.

Now that everyone has settled down, Mr. Goh will guide you step-by-step till you get a fucking EPF account! *yayyyy* Isnt that SEXCITING?!! Yeahhhhh! *clap clap*

Things that you'll need :
1. Birth Cert number (believe it.)
2. 1 copy of your IC
3. Your IC
4. Yourself
5. Something to keep yourself entertained cos the workers are damnnnn slow.

The Place : Along Jalan Sultan Ahmad Shah. A few buildings after the big-ass Citibank branch and the fancy overhead bridge. Try to look up as you drive because it's very easy to miss the turn-in as the building immediately before it is walled. The building is the tallest there so if you are near by, no way you'll miss it. There's also the fugly KWSP logo smack in the mid of the roof so if you miss it, smack your head onto the wall and die. Keep a penknife with you (in case you miss the wall...heh heh)

What to do :
1. You'll need a KWSP 3 form. You can either get it at the counter on the 3rd floor or here.
2. Do the usuals. Nama, IC, warganegara, birthdate, repetitive stuffs.

3. Get a number at the counter and wait.
4. And wait....
5. And wait.......
6. Hey it's my number!! *whoops* wrong one.
7. So you continue waiting......
8. Your turn! Finally.
9. Thank God. *IMPORTANT*

The lady at the counter will key-in whatever you wrote in the form, get your thumb-prints, print out a slip with your account's number on it, crumple and throws your form away and then she'll end everything with a my-ass-is-forced-to-smile-to-you smile to show you how much she hates her job. Wait for a letter from them; after which your account will be active and MONEY STARTS FLOWING IN!!!! HWAAHWAAHWAAAAAAAA!!!1!111!!

Thats all. Stand up, say your thanks and get the hell out of my blog. bye

what to do : in an accident.

2007-06-21T11:31:00.000-07:00

So a car kisses your ass...or you kiss someone else's ass, what do you do?

Numero Uno

To do : Scream out God's name in 100%-pure-virgin-olive-oil-rage. Then look at your rear window, see and sketch a carbon copy of the asshole's face in your mind.After that, continue shouting out God's name loudly, and slip in a few 'mapukis' 'malanjiaos' and 'kaninaboochaucheebyekaninalanjiaos' in between His name.

Why? : According to studies conducted recently at...some institutions, the best way to vent out anger and resentment and avoid stress is actually by cursing and shouting out God's name. By doing so you are actually decreasing the risk of getting stroke, heart attack and also the self-destructive i-have-big-balls-syndrome (read : road bully)

Numero Dos

to do : Access the condition of your car and the asshole's. The golden rule is : The Last Pervert Gets The AIDS. So if you're among the first few, you're safe. But there's always the chance that you'll have to feed the bills for the repairs of the car immediately in front of you, which should be minor unless you kiss her HARD. If possible, do not move your vehicles away. If you have to then take a few pics of the scene before moving away. Call 999. Things to jot down : car registration number, identity card number and contact number.

Why? : Some fuckers will twist the story 180degrees when they make police reports. And you'll need the other cars' numbers in your police report.

my car after the accident. I'll show you what the car behind me looks like after this.

the four lucky numbers

Numero Tres

to do : if possible, go straight to the police station to file a report. If not, try to do so ASAP, within 2 days. The traffic division at the Jalan Patani police station operates round the clock so you can file a report there anytime you want. And just like a BM essay in school, you have to adhere to the 'format' strictly. After that you'll have go see the sergeant in charge of your case and tell him what happened and how it happened. Just a little pep talk. Photos of your car and the kisser's will be taken and you're done! Remember to pick up the 'Keputusan Kes' from the counter the day after during office hours. Your insurance company will be needing that. Based on the outcome of the case, you'll either have to pay or be paid compensation.

what you need in the report :
-time and date
-state where you are from and where you are headed to
-car number and type of car (e.g : PFM 4475 jenis Inokom Atos)
-where the accident happened and a brief description of the accident. Be sure to include the car number of the kisser.
-estimated losses
-'sekian laporan saya'

Why? : Unless you want the guy at the counter to be mad at you, then give your case to an asshole-sergeant who take in bribes more than you breathe in air, does what he does best and lose you the case, you'd better write the report the way they want you to.

Numero Cuatro

to do : Send your vehicle to any workshop that does insurance-claim. That'll be all. And be sure to check on your car at the workshop from time to time because some will worsen the condition of your car before they actually repair it for you (e.g smashing the window, making a few more dents, destroy your bumper, mutilate your seat) So it's always best if you send your vehicle to a workshop you are familiar with.

and *tadaa* the end. Now i'll show you a few pics i took on the day i got kissed.

the guy writing down my report for me.

the other 'victims' in the accident. Nice fellas

asshole (left) and his consiglieres plotting on how to fool the cops. The cops were smarter, obviously. For once. Anyone is smarter than these goon-heads.

the last of the four cars : Ouch.

second last. But he's getting full compensation so i guess it's nothing.

lastly, DO NOT support Proton-made cars. Look at my car and look at the wiras. Tin Milo, memang pun.